Not another food truck challenge... Source: Supplied
I want to start off by saying that this isn't easy for me, but it's just something I have to do. We've had so many great nights together, me curled up on the couch with a glass of vino and a one-hour elimination special. You over there promising to always deliver the thrills and spills, makeovers and meltdowns - and never once letting me down.
You were always there for me. My go-to guilty pleasure. But some things have changed in the past few months and I just can't ignore them anymore.
I'm sorry, but it's not you, it's me.
I survived it. Source: Channel 7
When we first started dating everything was going so well, we had a lot in common and shared all the same interests. I loved knowing that you'd always be there, that every night I came home you'd be waiting with a fresh new episode and more delicious surprises in store.
Another My Kitchen Rules food truck challenge? Oh, you shouldn't have!
Another contestant does their block on The Block and then all over again on The Block: Unlocked. You saucy minx you!
But lately I've realised that we've been drifting apart.
Scotty, give me a lend of that shovel. I can't do it anymore. Source: News Limited
It's like you want me all to yourself, all the time, and it's exhausting. You want me five, sometimes six nights a week and I just can't do it anymore. You tell me you only want an hour of my time, but it's always more than that. You hook me in with all your fancy promos and whizz-bang graphics and next thing I know I'm head-over-heels and I'm on the website and I'm tweeting and I'm following you on Facebook and I'm buying your spin-off magazines and voting for you in the Logies.
Just this Tuesday night, I sat down for the pinnacle of My Kitchen Rules . We'd been looking forward to it for eternity, you and I, and then you kept me there for TWO AND A HALF HOURS. I was a wreck by the end of it and now you want me to commit to The Voice and House Rules and MasterChef and another two seasons of The Block?
The thought of sitting down to the blind auditions... I just can't. Source: Supplied
I feel like I've just run a marathon and now you're telling me there's another four more marathons to go.
I'm sorry, but I Just.Can't.Do.It.Anymore.
My friends have started telling me that they never see me, that I've become one of "those" people who don't have time for their mates.
I've tried to deny it to make things work with you, to look forward to coming home to you every night, but the more I tried, the more I realised we just aren't right for each other.
... and MasterChef five nights a week as well?! Source: Channel 10
I've started resenting our relationship and you should be with someone who enjoys doing the things you like to do and who can appreciate you for who you really are.
In short, I think we should start seeing other people. I think I need to feel that spark again, that glorious anticipation of a Wednesday night TV show, because I haven't seen you, well, since last Wednesday.
I'm sorry reality TV, but I need my life back. I've enjoyed our time together, but I'm spent.
xoxo
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