‘YOLO’: The dumbest celebrity tattoos

Written By Unknown on Selasa, 01 Juli 2014 | 14.41

Kelly Osbourne: A head full of stories. Source: Twitter

Nekkid Nate invites you to come on down to Liberty Tattoo. Any past tattoos you may regret, they can fix that.

KELLY Osbourne, congratulations — you have the silliest celebrity tattoo of the week.

Osbourne has tweeted pics of herself getting a deeply meaningless tatt on the side of her shaven head: the word 'Stories ...'.

'Stories ...', huh? On her head? It really makes you think.

Kelly Osbourne's head full of stories. Source: Instagram

Here are a few more of our favourite cringe-worthy tatts. As a wise woman once sang, money can't buy you class.

Mike Tyson

Why so forlorn, Mike Tyson? We're the ones that have to look at the tatt. Source: News Limited

Tyson's face tattoo seems less shocking nowadays, with the increase in facial tattoos — heck, only a couple of weeks ago we were all going gaga over a face-tattooed convicted felon (he was dreamy). But this 2003 design may well be one of the dumbest decisions Tyson has made in a career full of 'em.

Zac Efron

Beauty fades, YOLO is forever. Source: Supplied

You thought Zac Efron was perfect? Think again. The Hollywood hunk has a 'YOLO' tattoo — that oh-so-2012 youth acronym 'You Only Live Once' — on his hand. Zac, we love you, but we're not sure how we feel about this permanent bogan Carpe Diem marking.

Dappy

#greatdecision there, Dappy. Source: Twitter

The British rapper recently had what, from a distance, looks like the traditional teardrop prison tatt applied to his face. Look closer though, and you'll see it's actually a hashtag. Dappy took to Twitter (where else) to explain his new tatt: "The reason I got a # tatted on my FACE was simply 2 make sure IT stays trending 4 ever," he said. That will age so well.

All of One Direction

Zayn Malik's gun tattoo. Source: Supplied

Harry Styles scribble-esque tatts. Source: Supplied

Between them, these five very pretty young lads have toughened up their image with a plethora of poorly designed, poorly executed tatts. Special mention must go to Zayn Malik's giant gun tattoo, which sends a great message to One Direction's impressionable tweenage fanbase that FIREARMS ARE REALLY COOL KIDS!, and Harry Styles' body-covering tatts, which look like the sort of teenage scribbles you leave on a desk during a particularly boring science lesson.

Scarlett Johansson

Lucky us? I guess so, we don't have to live with that dodgy tatt for the rest of our lives. Source: Supplied

ScarJo looks very proud of her fresh ink in this photo, but to us, it looks like the sort of wonkily-drawn carving you'd wake up with after a particularly raucous St Patrick's Day, thinking, 'When did I get this? And where did I put my pants?'

Jermaine Dupri

Holy Mother of God. Source: Supplied

The record producer and longtime partner to Janet Jackson got a large tattoo of his boo on his body — there's your first mistake, Jermaine. Having her depicted as the Virgin Mary was another strike, given that Jackson is responsible for some of the most sexed-up R&B songs of the past 30 years. The third strike? The fact that Dupri and Jackson split in 2009. She's now married to her third husband, Qatari billionaire Wissam Al Mana — but Dupri will always have this odd reminder of his ex.

Johnny Depp

'Winona Forever' — yeah it wasn't forever. Source: Supplied

We doubt even Winona Ryder's agent would commit to saying 'Winona Forever' nowadays, but back in the early '90s, she was one part of Hollywood's coolest couple with Johnny Depp. After a three-year relationship, the pair parted ways in 1993, and Depp had his 'Winona Forever' tatt fixed: it now reads Wino Forever. A more recent, but less inventive example of this can be seen with Melanie Griffith's 'Antonio' tattoo, which she's been concealing with make-up since splitting from longtime hubby Antonio Banderas.

Eve

Eve at Sydney Fashion Week. Seems she got up close and personal with the local fauna. Source: News Limited

The rapper and actor has twin paw prints emblazoned across her chest. Why? Who knows, but it makes her look somewhat like she's been felt up by a dirty echidna.

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